this is your new home, Defiant Japanese Boat Captain Rode Out Tsunami: "I talked to my boat and said you've been with me 42 years. If we live or die, then we'll be together, then I pushed on full throttle . . . I climbed the wave like a mountain. When I thought I had got to the top, the wave got even bigger."

What a fucking HARDASS. I will never become the man that this guy is.